Saturday, January 27, 2007

i think the forum would appreciate to know that...

...i am beneficial to this forum in more than one way.

one way is that i am a masterful debater.

in my tournament today, i went undefeated in all of my rounds and placed 2nd out of about 70 other debaters in speaker points. i got a personal trophy and helped attain the overall 1st place trophy for our team. i reigned supreme. fuckin' aces.

i was never a star athlete on any teams when i was young. this debate team is comforting because i'm relied upon. i'm known and i can benefit others. it's involving and it makes me feel wanted. this is a good feeling. it proves i'm worth something. (it's a shame this was the last tournament for the year for me.)

so if you have a dispute with someone over something, involve me and your opponent will end up crying. sweet savory justice will prevail. huzzah!

4 comments:

CC said...

Congratulations! You go!

I'm sorry to say, however, that I could take you in some debates over some things.

Patrick said...

you can say it all you want. but it's not true.

CC said...

You don't think that there are some things that I could debate about better than you can? How about, say, the advantages and disadvantages of using BoolProp in TS2?

Oh, and can I have your trophy? Or at least stroke it?

Patrick said...

i figured you meant a topic we both knew something about. yeah...

i could pretty much mop the floor with you about whether or not the halo 1 pistol was balanced. i could argue both sides, actually. at any rate.

you can touch my trophy, yes. i'll give it to you if you would like.